You Used To Be An Average Apple
you ate cantaloupes like an animal hannibal cannibal cantaloupe,
your girlfriend was a man who was a cannonball named Nathaniel Joe-Gannon bro and he was intangible.
you followed scandals about so called cancerous vandals named Randall who you were told were habit-full maggots
but who were secretly mathematical addable admirable admirals.
you thought you were being rational and unflappable but really you were just detachable,
mechanical and unpractical invaluable to the seemingly infallible but actually tyrannical national capital.
you were a small part to a unanimous antidote for man manics who used to smoke cannabis in Canada with Amanda
in the back of the travel van while parrots in Paris meet soldiers with berets who've just been embarrassed and want
to cause despair with a pair of carriages.
But now your eyes have turned into a pair of swirls
your life's so unfair; you hurl
because your girlfriend just had a pair of girls
and you've been kicked out of you're parent's world
Now You're Not An Average Apple
You're A Mad Damaged Apple
Who's Been Told That They're Unnatural
Who Feels Like A Crapple